With December upon us thoughts will no doubt be turning towards preparing the Christmas meal, sorting out your party outfit and scrambling to get in the last online orders.īut one thing you're perhaps not looking forward to is the small bit of paper which will burst out of your Christmas cracker and almost certainly be the bringer of disappointment and a table of groans.Ĭhristmas cracker jokes are unfailingly bad – not to mention the downright baffling contents which they accompany (mini screwdriver anyone?).
